The 21-Year-Old Virgin: My Thoughts on Being a Virgin in My Twenties

“Take off all your clothes and Baby, let me blow your mind” Stroke God, Millionaire, Dance Gavin Dance The birds and the bees. Bumpin’ uglies. Goin’ all the way. Doin’ the deed. Gettin’ lucky. Makin’…

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Now Accepting Boyfriend Applications

“Drink that love / It’s like a habit Feeling like a savage / You know I gotta have it” Young Robot, Dance Gavin Dance Pro tip: this post is entirely a joke, Please take it as…

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Why Did I Start Over?

Okay, yeah… I’ve been pretty vague about this topic, so I guess I’ll take a moment to elaborate on the deets. Like I’ve said, I had a blog before this one, and it was called Smile, Sugar.…

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I’m Back, Baby

Hello, hello! Oh, how I’ve missed this. It feels like it’s been forever and a day since I’ve made a blog post. Which, I mean, it lowkey has been, but that doesn’t matter anymore because…

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